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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:42

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
The #1 Vegetable for Lowering Blood Sugar, Recommended by a Dietitian - AOL.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Civilization VII patch lets you turn off some controversial new features - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
“Very Odd” New Sea Monster Identified After Decades of Mystery - SciTechDaily
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Jessica Alba Reunites With Ex-Husband Cash Warren at Daughter Haven’s Graduation - instyle.com
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Tensions rise as Patrick slams Abbott’s veto of THC ban: ‘Legalizes marijuana in Texas’ - KHOU
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does Russia seem so angry over the US and UK missile strikes in Ukraine?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Still no good