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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

ESA’s Bug-Eyed Robot Telescope Just Spotted Its First Asteroid — And It Could Save the Planet - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

The #1 Vegetable for Lowering Blood Sugar, Recommended by a Dietitian - AOL.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Civilization VII patch lets you turn off some controversial new features - Ars Technica

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

“Very Odd” New Sea Monster Identified After Decades of Mystery - SciTechDaily

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Jessica Alba Reunites With Ex-Husband Cash Warren at Daughter Haven’s Graduation - instyle.com

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

South Africa Is Rising Up Out of The Ocean, Scientists Reveal - ScienceAlert

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Tensions rise as Patrick slams Abbott’s veto of THC ban: ‘Legalizes marijuana in Texas’ - KHOU

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does Russia seem so angry over the US and UK missile strikes in Ukraine?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Still no good